Not My Fault

Blame my parents, it's all their fault
Too much TV, Too much salt
Blame McDonalds, for my size
Too many Big Macs, too many fries
Blame the TV for the baby
Too much yes, not enough maybe
But…

Don't blame me… my lawyer says we can win (it's not my fault)
Don't blame me…lots of pain and sufferin' (it' not my fault)
Don't blame me…it's not my fault (it's not my fault)
Blame Mickey D's…That coffee was hot!!

Blame the president, for my debt
Don't like to work, aint' got no job yet
Blame the doctors, for my ills
The insurance guys are gonna pay all the bills
Blame the victim, for my crime
Their gonna pay if I'm gonna do the time
But…

Don't blame me… my lawyer says we can win (it's not my fault)
Don't blame me…lots of pain and sufferin' (it' not my fault)
Don't blame me…it's not my fault (it's not my fault)
Blame Mickey D's…That coffee was hot!!

Blame my parents, it's all their fault
Too much TV, Too much salt
Blame the bartender, sue the bar
They got me drunk and made me wreck my car
Blame the rich guys, make them pay
Just write me a big ole check and I'll gladly go away
But…

Don't blame me… my lawyer says we can win (it's not my fault)
Don't blame me…lots of pain and sufferin' (it' not my fault)
Don't blame me…it's not me bloody fault (its not me bloody fault)
Blame Mickey D's…That coffee was hot!!

Don't blame me man…It's not my fault…You can't prove it was me…It was somebody else man…It was somebody who looked like me…Yea, that's the ticket, it was my evil twin…It's not my fault…I wasn't even there…I had a flat tire…I ran out of gas…I got abducted by aliens…My GPS told me to turn left…The devil made me do it…I was over served…Ya gotta believe me…It's not my fuckin' fault